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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}

{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}

{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}

{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

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