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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

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{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}

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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}

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